The Darth Side

I went to watch Star Wars episode III: Return of the Sith. Despite myself I really enjoyed it. Actually, who am I kidding? I've enjoyed every Star Wars episode apart from the one where Jar Jar Binks actually has dialogue...and even then I remember thinking "I want a wardrobe like Princess Amadala's!".

Wow, I even remember asking my mom to do my hair like Princess Leia's when I first started school. I walked into my new classroom all proud with my plaited buns and I had a lunch tin with a picture of the Ewoks on it...which was perhaps the most damaging thing for my early social life. The popular girls scorned me, running to the corner to huddle in a mass of blonde girls and My Little Ponies. Needless to say the buns were only a hit with the pale geeky guy who used to sit at the back of the class picking his nose...but he was a good friend anyhow and used to give me all the chocolate his mum had packed for his lunch. Ah, even then I was a manipulative chocoholic.

Anyhow, I thought the guy that played Darth Vader / Anakin was hot...despite his brooding, sulking looks...which I suppose was why they chose him. I can imagine his audition:
"Now, imagine you stand poised on the brink of good/evil Mr-what's-ur-face and now give us your most brooding look...no...even more brooding...in fact here... put this hood on...now these yellow contact lenses....ah...perfect!". Although I thought his single "I am so very evil" look reminded me of the film Zoolander...I was nonetheless deeply saddened to see his good looks secreted away in the Vader Suit.

So...in my search for pictures of the hottie...I found this fantastic blogg. I think it's really funny - so go read it. It is the blogg of the dark Lord himself...he he

http://darthside.blogspot.com/