A Truly Blaaaaarrrrggghhh Morning

I missed my train. Spilt coffee. Trying to put my makeup on on the train, I smudged lipstick up the one side of my face and nearly poked my eye out with a stick of mascara. Once at the station, I missed my taxi and fell over my own heels. Ive decided I'm only going to wear heels in the safety of my own home from now on - I'm sick to death of falling over.